Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Scampi's Commentary, day 2

"Mom is still sick, now she can't talk, too funny, she can't yell at us to behave and we are driving her crazy..
....in...out...in...out....in...out.... all wet in....."

Life Lessons Learned from a Dog:

1. If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.
2. Don't go out without ID.
3. Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by piddling on their shoes.
4. Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.
5. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.
6. Always give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose in the crotch is effective.
7. When you do something wrong, always take responsibility (as soon as you're dragged out from under the bed).
8. If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.


Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

They look like winners to me!


Anonymous said...

Adorable - absolutely adorable. Definitely words to live by!

BeadedTail said...

Cute! Life lessons everyone should live by!

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