Monday, February 9, 2009

Wine vs. Water



To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. And those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing this as a public service.

4 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Oh trust me: my mom knows THAT! That's why she's soooooo good at khonsuming AGJ!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra The Pawsylvania Siberian

sweet alyssum said...

please convince my bosses of this.
I like the mouse picture.

The OP Pack said...

Thanks for the interesting info. Mom only likes white wine and it has to be bottled water, even for her tea and coffee.

Tail wags, the OP Pack

Mana Moon Studios said...

HAH, this is priceless! cheers! ;-D