Some doctor on the TV this morning said that the way to
achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you
have started. So I looked around my house to see things
I'd started, and hadn't finished and, before leaving
the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of
Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys,
abutle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies, tha mainder of
a botl Prozic and Valumscriptins, the res of the
Chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who
fikin gud I fel.
Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.