Seeing more UFO's

Some doctor on the TV this morning said that the way to

achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you

have started. So I looked around my house to see things

I'd started, and hadn't finished and, before leaving

the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of

Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys,

abutle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies, tha mainder of

a botl Prozic and Valumscriptins, the res of the

Chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who

fikin gud I fel.



Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.